Royal Stripes: Sleek Satin Shoes with Patent Perfection for the Gentlemen.
Right then, fancy a bit of a treasure hunt Well, feast your eyes on this beauty - a right proper marvel It's a thing of such magnificence, it'll make your nan jealous, guaranteed It's been crafted with more care than a Sunday roast, and it's got more charm than a cheeky chappy down the pub. Honestly, it's a bit of alright. You wouldn't regret buying it, not even a smidge, so get on with it, yeah? You know you want to.
£29.99
£59.96
