Peated Black Trousers: Wide Fit, Supreme Comfort, Unbeatable Style.
Right then, fancy a bit of this? A right proper treasure, this is. Gleaming like a pearly morning dewdrop caught in a spider's web, but tougher than a badger's backside. Feels like velvet, smells like a summer rain shower after a pub garden party. You'll be the envy of all your mates, I guarantee it. Don't be a right ninny, treat yourself, you deserve it. Go on, splash the cash, you won't regret it, guv'nor. Absolutely brilliant, it is.
£30.00
£59.99
