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Crimson Wingtips: Step into Style, Classic Brogue Elegance for the Modern Gentleman.
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Sharp Black Wingtips: The Ultimate Gentleman's Footwear
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Sleek Black Patent Slip-ons: Your Tuxedo's New Best Mate. Shine On, Bloke!
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Velvet Nights: Black Suede Smoking Slippers – A Touch of Midnight Elegance
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