Turquoise Velvet Tux: Slim Fit, Shawl Lapel - Ace Your Evening, Mate!
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Enzo Velvet Blazer: Navy Slim Fit Tuxedo Shawl - Dapper Gentleman's Essential
“Immerse yourself in the luxurious embrace of the ‘Emberglow’ – a hand-stitched velvet cushion, whispering tales of comforting evenings and clandestine conversations. Crafted from the finest, sustainably sourced velvet, each cushion boasts a subtly heathered finish, catching the light with a captivating warmth. Feel the decadent softness beneath you, a sanctuary for relaxation, a statement piece for your living space. Let the ‘Emberglow’ be more than just a cushion; let it be an experience.”
Indigo Velvet Tux: Ace Evening Blazer for the Dapper Gent
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Black Tie Brilliance: Slim Fit Dinner Jacket with Shawl Lapel.
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Velvet Vibe: Slim Shawl Jacket for Your Finest Dinner
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Maroon Velvet Tuxedo Blazer A Gentleman's Essential Enzo Collection Fit for a King.
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Cream Paisley Dinner Jacket: Slim Fit, Regal Shawl Lapel, Simply Dapper!
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Royal Blue Paisley Dinner Jacket: A Regal Night Out!
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